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Alley Demotivational Poster


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




CUNNILINGUS - Some guys need a little practice


TAGS: yodeling up the valley
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 10:55 pm
The closest thing on this site would be your avatar, Derek. :P
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
We need a picture of success


BECAUSE I'M SMART ENOUGH -




LANDMASTER -




HINES WARD - You couldn't win the SUPER BOWL, but you beat out The "BIG FAT ACTRESS" in a dance competition. This is your YEAR Bro!


TAGS: dwts ward alley steelers nfl
Rating: 3.81/5

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440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 3:21 pm
I agree but he did lose the superbowl, and get pegged for dui. Oh an dgirls built like that are eay to get, take a spin class at the local ballys they're all over the place.
ISeeRedPeople - July 25, 2011, 2:28 pm
You only wish you could get your hands on a babe like that. In winning he beat the Oprah watchers voting. STFU!


YOU F*#@%$*# IDIOT... - Of Course They're Fake..!!




KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!


TAGS: jabba fat kirstie alley poop retarded random funny
Rating: 3.13/5

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[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:34 am
Stay off my lawn!!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 5:35 pm
@grey that was cold but i still laughed.
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Last I heard, she was ordering Yeodawg pies from Hotmail...
[email protected] - February 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
My bad last i heard she was buying whole pies and eating them in her car in the parking lot with a plastic fork.


DARK ALLEYS - If you're not in a film noir don't go dow... RUN, RUN, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! RUUUUUUUN....


TAGS: alley noir run
Rating: 4.43/5

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pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:19 pm
Cool. Wonder what's behind the second door?
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 11:07 am
If You Take The First Door You Get To Level 10 .


BRIDGES, NO MATTER HOW DEEP THE VALLEY IS, THEY'LL GET YOU THERE -


TAGS: valley
Rating: 4.52/5

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forseti - May 31, 2010, 5:45 pm
again it seems we look the same pages. and again you had a great idea where i found nothing... ;)
phydeaux - May 31, 2010, 4:16 pm
very nice and fully amsome Mr. Culos. 5 Burned bridges for you!


OPTIONS - They trademarked "failure is not an option". Can I get that in writing?


TAGS: failure rich valley school
Rating: 3.18/5

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Haarakkon - August 28, 2009, 6:55 pm
This is brilliant, Bob. My 5 also seems wasted...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:17 pm
My 5 Poodles vote got lost in all the graduation failures that voted before me


OPTIMISM -


TAGS: valley of discontent
Rating: 3.83/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 11, 2009, 7:06 am
First lol of the day, 5L
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:36 pm
Head first, maybe. 5L


MOON UNIT -


TAGS: queen of the 80s valley girls ms zappa
Rating: 3.79/5

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Derek - February 3, 2010, 4:52 pm
Not really, but I love his belief in originality and freedom of expression. e.g. his other kids were called: Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
@Derek, Wow, of all the posters, I never expected this one for you to use more than one sentence on. Zappa fan were you?
Derek - February 3, 2010, 3:39 pm
The quintessential "Valley Girl". Unusual speech, e.g. "It's was like totally disgusting, gross me out the door, gag me with a spoon... just groady, groady to the max!"


LANES OF SHAME -


TAGS: right up yer alley
Rating: 3.33/5

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WILLIAM LAWS CALLEY - Guilty of ordering the My Lai Massacre. Pardoned 1976. That is american justice for war criminals!


TAGS: america my lai vietnam calley war
Rating: 2.13/5

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BrokenEye - August 17, 2010, 9:29 pm
I've said it before. I'll say it again. God fu'cking bless 'merica, god damn it!
mallen - April 30, 2009, 5:15 pm
I would like to offer an accepted 4th grade argument in Lt. Calley's defence. They started it!! Worked in the 4th grade, should work now.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 12:17 am
He was guilty ... the others merely skated. That doesn't make him a scapegoat, or any less guilty. It makes the other murderers lucky ... to not get house arrest, I guess.
Sauce? - April 11, 2009, 11:27 pm
And he was only a scape goat. Of the only 26 officers and enlisted he was the only one found guilty. He was only selected because he was disliked and his own men wanted to kill him for being an idiot.
Sean - April 8, 2009, 10:36 pm
Found guilty of 21 murders. He did a little over four months of real jail -- then some house arrest. Those are just facts, not my opinion. Read a little about this guy in one of the best books I have ever read: STIFFED. Yeah, the one by Susan Faludi.
Acey - April 8, 2009, 10:14 pm
You can blame Nixon for that gem of a pardon.
Acey - April 8, 2009, 10:14 pm
You can blame Nixon for that gem of a pardon.


What’s better, slinking or skulking? -


TAGS: alleys or parking garages
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:06 am
ROFLOL! Wait . . . 5hould I laugh?


The Plan -


TAGS: frequency of halley s comet
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
Oh. Duh! Silly me!
Airman - May 2, 2014, 11:07 am
there were no face masks on helmets until the mid 50's
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:44 am
Funny, but I cannot detect any face guards on their helmets!
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:29 pm
*year
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:28 pm
Happened the years my eldest son was born. I doubt I'll live to see another. ;)
Greeny - April 30, 2014, 8:44 pm
Nice - and Plan 9 was from Rerun's time
rerun - April 30, 2014, 7:16 pm

I'm old and this was still before my time. Excellent


back alley dentists -




ALWAYS A DESTINATION -


TAGS: map beauty goodness dark alley
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - October 19, 2012, 5:30 am
Thanks Gary
GaryO - October 18, 2012, 8:29 am
Dang it Greeny, I’m getting weary of typing in the word ‘profound’ every time you create….so I’ll just plug in sagacious here, yeah sagacious…this here stuff is sagacious…..5 smarty cats


surreal -




DEAR NOOBS, - As supreme greeter/hazing master It is my pleasure and duty to welcome you to Motifake Now just follow me for your welcome gift...


TAGS: chompers alley noobs august 10
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:28 pm
This one's Noobs... is that close enough?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:27 pm
You're not leading them to the playgirl van, are ya?
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
1L Bombed By The Noobs...ironic :), ill Give You 5L As Compensation.


Kids -




RED RIVER VALLEY PRAYER -


TAGS: f 105 vietnam red river valley
Rating: 3.52/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 10:04 pm
Woop is right, and any aircraft at 80,000 feet isn't in a valley at all!
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 12:49 am
Totally FULL of WIN imho
... - July 17, 2009, 7:42 pm
like this. I think these jets did fly a valley called Red River by Hanoi, Viet Nam.
Woop - July 17, 2009, 6:03 pm
That's a big FAIL there. The quote is from a Blackbird pilot while the F-105 would have trouble hitting 80,000 on the nose of a Saturn V.
mattb - July 17, 2009, 5:44 pm
great work as usual, 5 agent orange poodles


MYSTERY -


TAGS: the valley of forgotten motifakes
Rating: 3.4/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:34 am
5, no 10 Poodles!
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 7:19 pm
LMAO! The proverbial 5 fading Ls.


DARK ALLEYS - People you meet in dark alleys that call you "friend" or "mate" usually are not your friend or mate


TAGS: dark alley friend mate rnr
Rating: 3.05/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:48 am
Seen it a thousand times.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 5:22 pm
Plus, they kill your parents and then you have to become Batman.


Sometimes in life, -


TAGS: mizzdizz feelin lowdown deathvalley california
Rating: 4.57/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:33 am
YUP!!!!! How low can you go.... (Limbo Rock)
JesusWept - March 8, 2016, 7:17 am
From your trip?


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